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Ariana Grande Syndrome

I HAVE A DISEASE
ACTUALLY IT'S MORE OF A CONDITION
THAT PUTS ME IN THIS POSITION
WHERE PEOPLE ALWAYS LOOK DOWN ON ME
I DIAGNOSED MYSELF THE DAY THE CABLE MAN ASKED TO SEE MY ID
HE TOLD ME THERE'S WAY NO WAY I WAS 18
AND I KNEW HIS WORDS WEREN'T MEANT TO BE MEAN
HE HAD JUST BEEN MESSED UP BY CHEMICAL MAKEUP
MY CONDITION ISN'T TAUGHT ABOUT IN SCHOOL
YOU CAN'T FIND IT IN TEXTBOOKS, SCIENTISTS ARE STILL STUDYING ITS ORIGIN…. ITS A CONDITION COMMONLY KNOWN AS ARIANA GRANDE SYNDROME
FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW ARIANA GRANDE SYNDROME IS A MAJOR FLAW AND IT RESULTS IN PEOPLE ALWAYS LOOKING LIKE A MINOR…. IT WAS NAMED AFTER SINGER ARIANA GRANDE WHOSE KNOWN FOR BEING THE EXACT OPPOSITE HER NAME
DESPITE HAVING THE VOICE OF AN ANGEL
SHE HAS THE BODY OF A CHERUB
WE PEOPLE WHO SUFFER FROM ARIANA GRANDE SEEM TO STOP GROWING BEFORE WE EVEN START
DEVELOPING TO LOOK UNDERDEVELOPED
MAYBE WE HIT PUBERTY SO HARD IT STOPPED
TALL PEOPLE YOU LAUGH
BUT PEOPLE WHO SUFFER FROM ARIANA GRANDE SYNDROME ARE CALLED
TINY, TRAVEL SIZE, POCKET SIZED, FUN SIZED
BUT THERE'S IS NOTHING FUN ABOUT BEING OLD ENOUGH TO PAY TAXES
BUT TOO SMALL TO REACH THE CEREAL ON THE TOP OF THE REFRIGERATOR
I'M TIRED OF BEING CRITICIZED FOR BEING BITE SIZED
SO MANY PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND THE ISSUES CAUSED BY ARIANA GRANDE SYNDROME
OUR LIVES ARE A CONSTANT BATTLE TO SEE PAST THE PERSON IN FRONT OF US
PEOPLE ASKING IF WE'RE OLD ENOUGH TO DO SOMETHING
PEOPLE USING OUR HEADS AS ARM RESTS
I MEAN THAT'S JUST DEGRADING AND RUDE
AND WHAT MAKES YOU THINK A PERSON OUR SIZE CAN CARRY YOUR WEIGHT
WERE NOT KICKSTANDS EVEN THOUGH WE'RE SMALL ENOUGH TO BE
IT'S TIME FOR SHORT PEOPLE TO GET THE RESPECT THEY DESERVE
THERE ARE PLENTY OF PEOPLE WITH ARIANA GRANDE SYNDROME
WHO CONTRIBUTED A LOT TO THIS WORLD
FOR INSTANCE— ARIANA GRANDE
IM SURE SHE SITS ON HER STACK OF MONEY MADE FROM HER TWO NUMBER ONE ALBUMS TO HELP HER SEE OVER HER DASHBOARD
BUT LET'S NOT FORGET DR MARTIN LUTHER KING JR
DREAMING DREAMS BIG ENOUGH FOR THIS NATION AT 5'7
HOW SPIKE LEE DIRECTED THE WORLD'S ATTENTION FROM HIS STATURE TO HIS FILMS
I'M SURE 5'5 DOESN'T KILL KENDRICS VIBE

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