Bri Edwards Poems

I love my title, BUT I have NOW to write a poem to go with it. (SHIT! !)

My PH "friend" Loke Kok Yee ["Bro", as he is known to me]....
....has once again done some very, very clever poetic writing,
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Do I have Showcase-Readers who care if there IS one? So, what is YOUR answer?
Santa has deer: Dasher, Blixem, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Dunder, Prancer and Dancer …..
to pull his sleigh full of gifts for girls and boys of the world! [[only those Christian? ? ]].
I'm no Santa, but I'll deliver my ‘gift' of a showcase IF I get six "Haves" to question! !
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I must be crazy to make my "inconvenient solution" known, to YOU, …....for NO FEE.
But, if you really wish to, after reading this, you MAY send your gifts to Bri, that's ME!
Now into a 2nd month of this ‘Comment-Submission-Travesty', SOMETHING must be done! !
I've heard much grumbling amongst the members; I hope none of them have/has ………a gun! !
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A Baby's Laughter
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P-H says: 'Take a deep breathe and write your (new) poem here'.
Bri says: 'P-H's new format is VERY odd; some MAY say: "queer".

The site now politely uses "WELLCOME", which is NOT the correct spelling.
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Leaves fall from hardwoods at a home new to me.
They're most likely from an oak or a tulip tree.
About me chipmunks and squirrels seek food,
eating mushrooms my wife wants. How rude!
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Within this month my fingers, on keyboard, fail
to work properly, …causing me to sigh and wail.
Excessive spaces are created, I think by one thumb,
which to some readers will make me appear dumb.
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Some do call them 'Katydid', others may say: Katy Did Not!
Best known as 'Mormon Cricket', watch your step ** IF......
one you SPOT....,
'spot', as in 'SEE') , because, IF there's one, there may be a lot!
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To introduce some of my older poems to those who've not met them, OR to remind those who have (met them) to consider meeting again, I've written a poem in which words/names or phrases typed with all...CAPITAL LETTERS may be typed into PH's 'search box' to help you to...find poems I'd like to share with YOU, you, and U! ! ! If you encounter problems, please feel free to ask me for help. These 'words/names...or phrases' usually are NOT complete titles, but they will lead you to a list of poems [not just mine], which will have the desired poems in them; it's... not too difficult. Even I can (and did) do the searching successfully! ! !

You may find interesting titles from other PH members as well. ;) bri
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Wives 1 & 3 I made 'miserable', #2 made ME almost crazy.
Wife 4 calls me 'Monster', and, sometimes, she adds: 'lazy'.
Why then, when I proposed marriage, were each 'receptive'?
Along with my charm, good looks & virility I must be deceptive! ! !
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