Bri Edwards Poems

As I was taking a shower today,
a story came to me,
about how I could become Spider Prey,
and nevermore be free.
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A certain person, unknown,
has threatened to break bone....
or WORSE, if I do not 'admit'...
that I'm a fantasizing twit.
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My PH friend John Westlake...
does care about us all.
He worries we'll be scammed,
that we'll 'drop the ball'.
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Now it's April 30 and I'm back from my extended 'fun' trip overseas.
On the ferry boat from Holland to U.K. we encountered quite a breeze.
But I managed to keep what little I ate tucked away in my big tummy,
and managed to sleep, lulled by the waves as I used to be lulled by my mummy.
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My Dove and I 'save a lot of time' by not having TV service at home,
but we have a TV and, as I sit staring at the big black screen, my mind through my life does roam.
Unlike my wife, who grew up without TV, I grew up sitting in front of a 'set'.
There happiness, laughter, guidance, new experiences, AND education I did get.
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It's been days since I received a poem comment, my my! *
But that's ok with me, and now I'll tell you all just why.
I've been a guest of Humboldt County, in their big jail;
scribbling a poem on a police car's window does not fail ….
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Alice leaves to collect apples for her chickens,
But she sees three deer and HER heart quickens.
They ALL want apples; the plot now does thicken.
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These days NOTHING "beats" me; years ago it was NOT true.
My Mom whacked me all about till I, her son, was black & blue!

My younger, yet much BIGGER, brother stomped on me good,
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Today is March 9th. Yes the NINTH! Do you hear?
Here's a record of last comment I've had. Oh dear!

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Up at dawn to greet the day!
I'd rise sooner if I had my way.
Eat three eggs, and veggies too.
That's what we're all 'posed to do.
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