Ann Acrostic was so grumpy
when she found her oatmeal lumpy
took the bowl, complete with honey,
dumped the whole thing in the dunny...
when it wouldn't flush right down
she took her cranky self to town...
grabbed a plumber by the scruff
told him, 'it's your very duff...if you
won't fix my porcelaine...NOW...
I'll toss you in that garbage scow
and off you'll go to sleep with fishes
and don't tell me you don't do dishes'
this story has a happy ending...
two lives are joined in blissful blending...
Ann and her dear plumber, Jack, spend
happy hours in the sack...this tale is one
that's just for showing
love has its way of overflowing! !
delilah contrapunctal.... yes, that's how I intended to spell it.........